hanji-zoe:

hanji-zoe:

when your friend starts shipping your notp

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when YOU start shipping your notp

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dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

Nine Worst Things about College

ihuntshadows:

thisaintaroomfullofsuicide:

legend-of-siena:

jeannettehigginbotham:

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I took care of all that shit in high school.

Good thing I’m living with my parents…

I read this and I was laughing because this is my life already and the hangovers thing doesn’t even count because i can’t even drink alcohol therefore it’s more like the 8 worst things about college that actually apply to my life now as a high school senior anyway so I think i can handle it (even the roommate thing-i have a sister)

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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eyesarethewindowstothesoul:

younggiftedblaq:

mydamnchannel:

DO IT FOR THE VINE ELMO!

I died a little this was so cute.

staaawwwp eht!